"I’ve killed a loooooot of people"

these guys really didn’t care about me they were just chillin’… rubbing bellies or something

these guys really didn’t care about me they were just chillin’… rubbing bellies or something

im not sure what this guy’s deal was 

im not sure what this guy’s deal was 

is it possible/normal for a purple rarity weapon to be better than a unique weapon of the same level?

is it possible/normal for a purple rarity weapon to be better than a unique weapon of the same level?

when i was younger i used to fantasize (not sexually) about cuddling with giant snakes all the time

i used to fantasize about a LOT of things, i would go through whole little mental movies about becoming a furry, being taken away and raised by a pack of giant wolves, finding a lost naga girl and becoming friends, etc

i dont do that anymore and seem to spend my thinking time just worrying and making myself sad ;n;

monsterwhitt:

monsterwhitt:

okay i thought maybe my roommates were just ignorant and didn’t realize they were saying really transphobic stuff and maybe i could talk to them about it sometime but it turns out at least one of them is not only super right wing but also racist. cool cool cool new friends

she even said “are you okay with me saying really awful stuff about black people? im not racist tho”

at the very least they are really cool about me wearing skirts and stuff?

monsterwhitt:

okay i thought maybe my roommates were just ignorant and didn’t realize they were saying really transphobic stuff and maybe i could talk to them about it sometime but it turns out at least one of them is not only super right wing but also racist. cool cool cool new friends

she even said “are you okay with me saying really awful stuff about black people? im not racist tho”

okay i thought maybe my roommates were just ignorant and didn’t realize they were saying really transphobic stuff and maybe i could talk to them about it sometime but it turns out at least one of them is not only super right wing but also racist. cool cool cool new friends

dragondicks:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

mintamenapie:

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

WELL THERE ARE THE MEG BOOKS HAVE FUN WITH THOSE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meg:_A_Novel_of_Deep_Terror

Fun Fact: British explorer an amateur archaeologist Colonel Percy Fawcett wrote about an encounter with a nearly 60 foot anaconda during one of his expeditions to map the borders of Brazil, Argentina, and Bolivia. And I bring up the fact that he was an amateur archaeologist and what that particular expedition’s goals were because not only do those countries still use the borders he determined, but his “Lost City of Z” theory of a high population of Native Americans in the Amazon pre-contact that in at least a few cases built actual cities is increasingly supported by professional archaeologists working in the Amazon River Basin.

Those details, along with virtually every other detail he ever wrote about any of his Amazonian expeditions being extremely accurate and free of exaggeration, are the only reasons I can totally see anacondas having, at least up until the first decade of the 20th century, attaining lengths far greater than those currently recorded and would not be surprised if the Titanoboa type specimen were actually just a fossilized anaconda

I hate when people talk about how big and scary animals were back in prehistoric times and they say “I’m glad it’s extinct!” I’m not glad!! I feel sad that I’ll never see a snake the size of a car in real life. I’m sad that these cool creatures are lost to time and we’ll never get to experience how they acted and looked in reality. Like that actually genuinely bums me out :(

i wanna hug titanoboa it looks cuddly

bookofrat:

Dancing shark lady sketch…

bookofrat:

Dancing shark lady sketch…

axelkatten:

jacketlizard:

apparently it was some sort of charity thing but the fact remains that it costs a buck sixty for ryo hazuki, three dollars for metal sonic and a new racetrack, and five dollars to race as some bucktoothed neckbeard in what I can only assume is a corgi car

Wasn’t Yogscast the group that basically scammed a bunch of people to make a vanity-project adventure game that never got made despite something like $900k going into it?

Who the fuck are Yogscast anyway, and why do people care so much about them?

axelkatten:

jacketlizard:

apparently it was some sort of charity thing but the fact remains that it costs a buck sixty for ryo hazuki, three dollars for metal sonic and a new racetrack, and five dollars to race as some bucktoothed neckbeard in what I can only assume is a corgi car

Wasn’t Yogscast the group that basically scammed a bunch of people to make a vanity-project adventure game that never got made despite something like $900k going into it?

Who the fuck are Yogscast anyway, and why do people care so much about them?

Don’t think too high of anyone. A person is a person. No matter how perfect they may appear, none are flawless on this earth. Don’t think someone can understand you more than you understand yourself. Don’t seek completeness through a soulmate or a friend. No one can possibly bring you happiness. When we expect someone to fill us with joy, we tend to get disappointed as they fill us with sadness. Sometimes our imagination plays tricks on us by creating the perfect picture of that particular person; when in reality that person may not care about you at all. A best friend might not realize that you’re getting uncomfortable in the friendship; or that you don’t like what they’re doing. A boyfriend/girlfriend may not be your soulmate yet you still put effort into the relationship. Life can get so confusing and complicated so we seek comfort through other human beings. The biggest mistake is to do so.

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